Welcome or whatever

So you're UKDM. Well done. Stupid.

You bought a car that makes you unpopular, unhip and dangerously out on your own.

Fear not - you're not the only one.

In fact, as hard as it is to understand, quite a few people chose and continue to choose to buy UK versions of these popular Japanese tin wagons we rock about in.

Now the educated massively hip people apparently always buy JDM. So you're immediately out with them. You had friends who have JDM cars? they aren't your friends anymore, they hate you. You're dirty.

But don't worry. A small elite pocket of resistance remains here. We sneak around mainly at night so as not to draw attention to ourselves in our pathetic little UK cars.

Imagine the plight of the resistance in Terminator - that's how we have to roll. The massive forces of Skynet/the JDM owners out to crush our very being.

So what can you do about it? I'll tell you what - you can give these namby pamby betwetters what for and show your support for UKDM by sporting one of our stickers.

You'll be part of an elite club. Like the A Team but without Hannibal's incessant Cigar chomping.

Do it.